Very well dressed. Very clean. Very polite. ‘I’m extremely focused on getting my doctorate right now,’ he said. ‘You probably won’t even notice me.’ So I selected him. Funny Grumpy Cat Nurse Pocket T-Shirt. The first week was fine. The second week he brought a girl over. The third week he brought two girls over and they were in the shower all night. I was beginning to get annoyed, but I hoped things would get better. Then the next week I worked a late shift, and arrived home one night to loud music playing. I thought maybe he had a few friends over. I went straight to my bedroom and changed into my pajamas. I wanted a quick snack before bed, so I went to the kitchen, and that’s when I noticed dust all over the counter. It was arranged into lines. So naturally I cleaned it up.
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That’s when I heard people yelling at me. I turned around and saw twenty people in the living room. Nobody was wearing clothes. It was a big mess of white, pink, black, and brown. Funny Grumpy Cat Nurse Pocket T-Shirt. Lots of skin. Lots of hair. There was kissing and touching. Lots of groaning. I’d never seen anyone naked before. I went to an all girls Catholic school. My roommate walked up to me, tried to take my hand, and said: ‘Join us.’ Instead I rushed out the door, down the stairs, and ran through the streets in my pajamas. I never tell the story to anyone. I find it shameful. I find it pitiful. When I finally escaped, the man said to me: ‘I hope you’ll forgive me for what I’ve done to your life.’ But honestly his soul is not my problem.
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